This is unprecedented for #WhattheChuckWednesday. Normally there is one thing throughout a week that makes me ask WTC. But this week, JUST TODAY, there have been two things to stand out and I can't decide which one I wanna talk about.
Twice today I have either seen a post or been sent a message about the "DadBag." It's is essentially a fanny pack that looks like a pudgy, hairy belly.
First thing that came to mind when I saw this was, "Well, I certainly don't need that. I just toss on a crop top and make that image with what I've been given." My second thought was that I enjoyed the fact they are storing beer in the "beer belly."
The second thing that made me go WTC today is the female jogger that keeps defecating in lawns around Colorado Springs.
#1. I can't even go the bathroom in a public restroom unless the stall doors are ALL the way to the floor and it isn't full of people waiting. I get nervous.
#2. This lady is so casual about it and runs with napkins in her pocket and KEEPS RETURNING. That's dedication to jogging. I guess. There better hand santizer with her too.
#3. Is this some sort of fetish?
That's a lot to digest for this week, but seriously. I couldn't pass either one of them up.
Conan O'Brien and his team are night talk show geniuses. With the immense success of the movie "IT," clowns are mad because they're getting a bad rap. Well, there was one clown that came on the Conan O'Brien Show to make a case that clowns really aren't that creepy. Sit back and prepare to laugh.
Ah, Denny's. You have some mean skillets on your menu and you're certainly a fabulous spot to hit after bar.
However, I do have to question this decision you've made.
I get that you're big ticket items are breakfast and that's fine because I love your breakfast. And sausage is certainly one of my favorite breakfast items to get. But I do feel like maybe you could've picked another friendly breakfast item to feature. Like everyone's favorite addition to anything, bacon.
Or perhaps the graphics person could've made a better effort to not make this look like Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park.
Here are some future breakfast mascot suggstions. You could do ham. Ham never gets any mascot love. There's always a pancake. Imagine the fun you could have with a round, loveable pancake.
But don't worry Denny's, this will not deter me from stopping and eating you delicious, awesome skillets. We're just concerned about the sausage and how he is getting welcomed on Twitter.
People will compete or do just about anything in order to be recognized as the "best" of something. I mean, just check the Guinness Book of World Records.
But this has to be one of the most, um, interesting championships out there...the Toe Wrestling Championship in England.
Originally started because the UK had a hard time "producing champions." That proved to still be the case when the next year after this was created a Canadian came in and won the crown. So, they cancelled it for 10 years but eventually brought it back.
The rules are rather simple and goes as follows:
1. Remove shoes and socks this game is a barefoot time. (It’s “common courtesy” for the opponents to remove each others shoes and socks.)
2. Link toes and connect the bottoms of your feet together.
3. Trap the other person’s foot for three seconds
4. Best 2 out of 3 rounds takes it.
5. Try this out and your next party and practice up.