I love me a good joke. I don't like to take a lot of things seriously because there's not enough time. You gotta have fun when you can. I also love me a good comeback or retaliation (as long as it's tastefully done).
This guy decided he was going to tell his wife a sexist joke and call her a "sandwich maker" WHILE SHE WAS MAKING HIS LUNCH.
He opened his lunch and grabbed his lunch. It was all there: 2 slices of bread, ham and a Kraft Single. He took a bite and to his surprise, the slice of cheese was still in it's plastic. Simple mistake, perhaps? Nah, his wife did that intentionally and wrote on it WITH PERMANENT MARKER "Sorry, not sorry."