Have you met Wisconsin’s #1 Eligible Bachelor?! Say hello to 43-year-old Robert Siegfried, from Janesville Wisconsin, and he’s looking for love!
Dating is tough business, I get it. The apps suck, meet-cutes only happen in the movies, and actively going out and looking feels exhausting… and borderline like a nightmare. Robert tried a different approach. A classic, old-school billboard!
It hasn’t exactly been working out for him so far, and after a local TV station picked up the story, it went from bad to worse. First off, he asked the reporter on a date on camera.
The worst, however, is yet to come. The TV News network felt obligated to mention one kind of important fun fact: The #1 Eligible Bachelor currently has a restraining order against him for 4 years. Yikes.
Now, there are always 3 sides to every story, but it’s not a good look. The TV News station also informed its viewers that Robert Siegfried also has had a disorderly conduct charge within the past year.
It’s 2023 and literally, NOTHING surprises me anymore, but if this approach actually works, my entire head just might explode with confusion.
Oh, and if you’re a “local and honest woman”, or know one looking for Mr. Right, give him a call here (608-631-0575).
Bring pepper spray. Just in case.
