Out with the classic peppermint candy canes! Throw away your Starburst and Skittles flavored ones too. It’s time to put your big boy pants on, grow up, and eat candy canes like Kris Kringle intended!
Have you ever thought to yourself while eating a sweet candy cane, “I really wish this was hot dog flavored” Me too. Me too, brother.
Well, that dream is now a reality!
I’m happy to report that I have found not only hot dog flavored candy canes, but Sour Cream & Onion, and sardine!
But the fun doesn’t stop there, heck no. We’ve also got Routissourie Chicken candy canes!
We’re not done yet. BAM! Mac & Cheese flavored candy canes.
Still not done. This next one is basically an entre at Applebee’s. Brisket, Caesar Salad, and Butter flavored candy canes! Rejoice.
My morbid curiosity wants to try all of these. This is why men die first. Stupid ideas like this, but I can’t help it. Here for a good time, not a long time. #YOLO
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
