KFC Is Changing The World With Wrapping Paper You Can Lick

In a world filled with uncertainty, negativity, and concern, this is the light that guides my way.

It truly is the little things. It’s like a second gift. First, you get the present, then you get to lick the paper. It’s like making brownies with your mom as a kid and she lets you lick the bowl.

Just in time for the holidays, KFC is rolling out clickable wrapping paper, which will surely enhance the Christmas spirit in us all. Allegedly, the paper will taste just like KFC’s Original Chicken Recipe “with a refreshing hit of cranberry sauce and an aromatic pinch of sage from the sage and onion stuffing patty.”

You’re going to need to show restraint, however, because you cannot EAT the wrapping paper, you can only lick it in certain areas where there is a removable sticker.

UPDATE: Nevermind, the KFC lickable wrapping paper will only be available in the UK and Ireland.

Christmas is canceled.

[X: The King Rory]