Before I get down to the brass tax, here’s the story that sparked my investigation.
A hilarious video caught my attention over Thanksgiving, when a woman was running an annual 5k Turkey Trot in upstate New York… and actually got RAN OVER by a reindeer! Okay, not really a reindeer; it was just a normal deer. Let’s not get caught up in the details.
She was okay, which is good news. However, that got me to thinking—and it’s never great when I get to thinking—but I got to thinking: What would inspire someone to write a wacky song such as “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”? So I listened to the song, and as I listened, I thought, “Oh… my… God… dear heaven’s, no… Grandma Was Murdered. AND GRANDPA DID IT!”
Take a listen below, as I break down the lyrics and the obvious hidden message in the song:
The song was the cover-up/excuse explanation as to why Granny was dead! Blame Santa and the reindeer, no one can prove they didn’t do it!
Brilliant.
