It’s important to understand that everything can and will kill you. Just ask me about the time last year when I didn’t chew my food properly and my esophagus detached and I almost bled to death. Even eating dinner can kill you in the weirdest ways. Good thing I dodged Death, so it’s on to the next person now. At least if the Final Destination movies hold any truth to them, that is.
But now we have another Final Destination movie to freak us out for the rest of our lives. The new installment’s trailer has dropped and let me be VERY clear: If you watch this trailer, you will unleash an entire new set of deathly fears that could happen to any single one of us at any given time.
You’ve been warned…
My brain right now: “aeiufhsrilfguvhsKLZjvfdszbvcyttesgyhrgfsg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (I actually accidently locked my computer while bashing my keyboard.)
I mean, it looks SO GOOD. Like, I’m not NOT going to watch it, you know? Why do I torture myself? Who knows.
From the broken glass in your drink, to the gas for the grill, the sketchy trampoline, the sharp garden tools, and the rogue lawn mower running over your dad’s face… ugh. So bad, but so good.
